annoyed & paranoid
the bar for 2017 is set so low it’s incredible
if we avoid nuclear war in 2017 it will have been a smashing success but even that’s up in the air
I had sex in a graveyard and was walking around nude cause it was like 80 degrees and I was all sweaty and it was like midnight or whatever.
So this car rolls up out of nowhere and I’m stark fucken naked.
I’m also white as fuck. I glow in the dark.
I make eye contact with the dude driving.
I don’t make a move to cover up or anything because idgaf about being naked.
I see his eyes widen….
With fear.
He fucken books it out of there like a bat out of hell.
And that’s the story about how I became a ghost sighting in a small town in New England.
me: soft, full of love, forgiving, kind, bright
also me: can hold grudges for years, bitter as hell, already cried twice today
Literally name ONE thing that’s better than a dog
Two dogs
SHIT U RIGHT
Date a boy who will call you every night so you can fall asleep and wake up together over the phone
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